PUBLISHED WORK
(Some) BuzzFeed
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I Ranked 2000s Era Mall Stores From "Meh" To "Actual Proof That 2009 Was A Simpler, Nay, A Better Time - Sept. 2021
15 "Hunger Games" Costumes Ranked From "Oh God No" To "Weird, But I'm Into It" To "Worthy Of A Victor" - Feb. 2022
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All 15 Winter Olympic Events Ranked By How Scared I, A Mere Mortal, Would Be Attempting Them - Feb. 2022
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I Read The 5 Most Challenged And Banned LGBTQ+ Books Of Last Year — Here's What I Thought - June 2022
The Belladonna
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We Are Your Club Outfits. Why Hath You Forsaken Us? - Nov. 2020
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The Broadway Beat
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Former Drama Kid Takes Up Free Soloing to Recreate Thrill of Receiving Cast List - Sept. 2020
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Theatre Kid Alarmed to Discover Circle is Intended for Prayer, Not Zip Zap Zop - Oct. 2020
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Producer Known for Staging Stories of Tolerance Wondering How You Fucked Up a Simple Coffee Order - Nov. 2020
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Contributed Headlines To: We Tried to Choose a Headline for NBC's "The Grinch Musical!" But Couldn't Land On One So Here's 55 - Dec. 2020
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Biden Takes Step Towards Revitalizing the Arts, Pledges to Attend 100 Zoom Readings in First 100 Days - Jan. 2021
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"Definitely NOT a Hadestown," says Trump on Post-Presidential Project to Crowd Who Never Said It Was - Feb. 2021
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Points in Case
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List: Self-Affirmations for the President of Your University - Aug. 2020
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List: What the Job Description for an Unpaid Internship Says vs. What It Means - Dec. 2020
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Little Old Lady Comedy
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How to Talk to Your Recent Grad About How Absolutely F*cked They Are - Aug. 2020
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In Which a Critic Desperately Tries to Hide the Fact They Haven't Seen "The New Mutants" - Aug. 2020
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Humor Darling
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Amelia Earhart Discovered At Bottom Of Local Woman's Favorite Tote - Oct. 2020
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Funny-ish.com
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New Twilight Book To Be Narrated By Someone Way Too Proud They Haven't Read Twilight - Aug. 2020
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Rejection Letters
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The First Fish Who Walked Out of the Sea - Dec. 2020
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The Boston Accent
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Classic: Person Who Insisted You Specify Which Small Town Outside Boston You're From Hasn't Heard of It - Jan. 2021 (Instagram, headline only.)
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Aww: Boston Man Proposing To Girlfriend Asks, "Will You Make This Masshole MassWhole?" - Feb. 2021 (Instagram, headline only.)
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Cape Cod Dad Shocked To Discover Paintings Can Depict Subjects Other Than Ships - Feb. 2021 (Instagram)
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