(Some) BuzzFeed

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I Ranked 2000s Era Mall Stores From "Meh" To "Actual Proof That 2009 Was A Simpler, Nay, A Better Time - Sept. 2021

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15 "Hunger Games" Costumes Ranked From "Oh God No" To "Weird, But I'm Into It" To "Worthy Of A Victor" - Feb. 2022

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All 15 Winter Olympic Events Ranked By How Scared I, A Mere Mortal, Would Be Attempting Them - Feb. 2022

 

​I'm Just A Girl, Standing In Front Of The Last Two Episodes Of "Stranger Things 4," Asking Them To Answer These 15 Questions - June 2022

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I Read The 5 Most Challenged And Banned LGBTQ+ Books Of Last Year — Here's What I Thought - June 2022

 

The Belladonna

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We Are Your Club Outfits. Why Hath You Forsaken Us? - Nov. 2020

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The Broadway Beat

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Former Drama Kid Takes Up Free Soloing to Recreate Thrill of Receiving Cast List - Sept. 2020

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Theatre Kid Alarmed to Discover Circle is Intended for Prayer, Not Zip Zap Zop - Oct. 2020

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Producer Known for Staging Stories of Tolerance Wondering How You Fucked Up a Simple Coffee Order - Nov. 2020

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Contributed Headlines To: We Tried to Choose a Headline for NBC's "The Grinch Musical!" But Couldn't Land On One So Here's 55 - Dec. 2020

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Biden Takes Step Towards Revitalizing the Arts, Pledges to Attend 100 Zoom Readings in First 100 Days - Jan. 2021

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"Definitely NOT a Hadestown," says Trump on Post-Presidential Project to Crowd Who Never Said It Was - Feb. 2021

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Points in Case

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List: Self-Affirmations for the President of Your University - Aug. 2020

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List: What the Job Description for an Unpaid Internship Says vs. What It Means - Dec. 2020

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Little Old Lady Comedy

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How to Talk to Your Recent Grad About How Absolutely F*cked They Are - Aug. 2020

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In Which a Critic Desperately Tries to Hide the Fact They Haven't Seen "The New Mutants" - Aug. 2020​

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Rejection Letters

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The First Fish Who Walked Out of the Sea - Dec. 2020​

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